Teleportation

I am successfully doing absolutely nothing productive. In fact, I may as well be counterproductive right now.
The only thing I've managed to get done is studying Spanish. Lucky for me I can afford to be a little lazy today because it seems the teachers have all decided that no homework was a fantastic idea. (It really is.) Though usually a day of minimal homework means that tomorrow there will be homework in every class times two. Which will be super duper fun.

I wish that the technology existed to teleport packages. So, if you were to order pants or something online you only had to wait five seconds for it to arrive. The only problem then would be that people would complain even about that small amount of time. "Ugh, I have to wait FIVE seconds. UPS gets it done in 2, why is Fed ex so slow??" Just like if everyone had cake all the time, no one would ever want to see cake again.
And if teleportation could exist, why not portals? I know I'd be the first to organize a real life game of portal 1 and 2. It would be absolutely fantastic and terrifying.