The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy

The other day I was reading this thing and it said that these people asked their teacher what the purpose of life was and the teacher said "math"

Later, they realized that, if you number the alphabet....
(A=1 B=2 C=3 etc.)
M= 13
A= 1
T= 20
and
H=8
13+1+20+8= 42

Tic Tac's

My favorite thing about Tic Tac's is when you've eaten the whole box and it's depressing and you look in the top part which you can't really see and theres 2 still stuck there and you're just like "I'm not out! This is the best day of my life!"
Well, maybe it's not that exciting. Though it really is pretty exciting.

And just so we're clear here, Tic Tac's are my favoritest thing ever. (:

Roosevelt

"It is fun to be in the same decade with you."
Said by Franklin Delano Roosevelt to Winston Churchill.
It may be the most amazing thing EVER said. I'm not so sure what makes it so fantastic, it just is.

The Never Ending Name

I have no middle name. Which is always a shocking fact to darn near everyone for some unexplainable reason. Once in elementary school, there was a substitute (or student teacher, maybe) who said he could guess ANYONES middle name. So, naturally, I asked him to guess mine. After spending 10 minutes, he told me to just tell him. Feeling proud of myself, I said "none", when he seemed confused, I continued with "I have no middle name." He told me that wasn't fair.
Anyways, once I tell someone I don't have a middle name, they say "Oh!! I'll give you one." So... After a while, here's what happened (Including nicknames):

Morning star Mia Phillis Ani James Charlie Philadelphia Harrison Ford Technology girl
Only a few days ago it was simply Morning star Ani Charlie Philadelphia Harrison Ford (Which I think sounded slightly better, oh well! :P)

Want to know where each name came from?
Morning star: Tashia's Dad
Mia: That's my Spanish name
Phillis: Tashia and James
Ani: My parents
James: Forrest, Taylor, and Josh
Charlie: Myself
Philadelphia: Heather
Harrison: My parents
Ford: Lyric
Technology girl: James

I'm sure someone will want to add something to it since it seems to be never ending.

Teleportation

I am successfully doing absolutely nothing productive. In fact, I may as well be counterproductive right now.
The only thing I've managed to get done is studying Spanish. Lucky for me I can afford to be a little lazy today because it seems the teachers have all decided that no homework was a fantastic idea. (It really is.) Though usually a day of minimal homework means that tomorrow there will be homework in every class times two. Which will be super duper fun.

I wish that the technology existed to teleport packages. So, if you were to order pants or something online you only had to wait five seconds for it to arrive. The only problem then would be that people would complain even about that small amount of time. "Ugh, I have to wait FIVE seconds. UPS gets it done in 2, why is Fed ex so slow??" Just like if everyone had cake all the time, no one would ever want to see cake again.
And if teleportation could exist, why not portals? I know I'd be the first to organize a real life game of portal 1 and 2. It would be absolutely fantastic and terrifying.

Small Schools

Small schools is terrible. Just for clarification, small schools is this festival in which a whole bunch of small schools send their bands to one school and we all sit in incredibly uncomfortable chairs for hours listening to or playing music that is either under our skill level or we don't bother having a musical skill level at all. You then perform with all of these people in front of an audience. And although it sounds good from a distance, those people watching could never understand how terrible it is to be in those hard metal chairs.
I mean, sure you meet new people which is awesome and of course you get to play your instrument all day (which can be good or bad, depending on which instrument and if you're in band because you love it or because you just want an "easy" class.) but there are so many people that don't listen or can't count even if their life depended on it.

And my friends from the last two years weren't there this year. :(
Needless to say, I just can't wait for small schools next year. Who knows, maybe I'll enjoy it my Senior year?